Fake Stoner #1: People come for the conversation, but stay for the smoked breakfast meats!
Fake Stoner #2: I was always a loser when it came to the ladies, but now every girl on the block wants me and my penis size has grown three inches! Thanks TrueStoners :)
Fake Stoner #3: I couldn't even grow a weed before, but now that I chat at TrueStoners all day my yard is full of them!
Fake Stoner #4: I can play the violin again! Which is odd because I never could before :/
Fake Stoner #5: Has anybody got any twinkies? |